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I just got a paper cut.?
Am I going to die? If so, what should my last words be?
20 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Last speech:
"Now I lay me down to sleep,
A paper cut on my finger, not on my sheep.
If I die before I wake,
I pray I die of an earthquake.
If this cut never heals,
27 oranges and bananas, I will peels.
Oh, my finger, how it hurts!
And if I die, there will be no more squirts."
The End
Source(s): peotical writer and speech therapist eulogy expert - 1 decade ago
You just typed up your last words
"I just got a paper cut"
1960-2008
- Reba GGLv 71 decade ago
This could only happen to me. (If you die from the staph infection you picked up in that open small cut living dangerously by touching a public door handle.)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Actions speak louder than words...Now Streak! What a way to go out, right?
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- Papa McCainLv 71 decade ago
Well, among my ever dwindling group of friends, the typical last words are "Hey guys! Watch this!"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Uh Oh. Looks like someone has some stuck energy trying to escape.
Last Words? *screaming* "HAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAHHHHH"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
yea u'll probably die. have ur family surround you and right when ur about to die say "i've burried 20 thousand dollars under the......." that would be pretty funny.
