Favorite quote? mine is...'All I know is that I know nothing.' - Socrates?

Love that! :) mine is: "If you think you are a winner, you're right.

If you think you're a loser, you're right." It's true. Made me change my attitude, & whole outlook on life. :) I also like the quote: "You are the master of your own destiny, the captain of your soul.." not sure if I quoted those right..?

Oh, and any quote by Homer Simpson, or Moe! "(..It's been such a long time since I been with a Whatcha-macallit...a WOMAN..") lol, Moe xo

My favorite quotes are all by musicians because I believe they send across a good message:

'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful.'

"Be yourself , don't take anyones sh*t and never let them take you alive."

"You're going to come across a lot of sh*tty bands, and a lot of sh*tty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf**ker, stick up your middle finger, and scream 'F*** YOU!'”

“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.”

"We're sick of hearing people say "that band is so gay" or "those guys are fags". Gay is not a synonym for sh*tty. If you want to say something's sh*tty, say it's sh*tty. Stop being such homophobic a$$holes!"

"I have no patience for those types that ignore their art: those celebrities who forget what they’re supposed to be celebrated for and end up just going to restaurants and Hollywood parties – that’s crap. If you’re going to make art you want to be proud of, you’ve got to care about making it."

"A lot of paths weren't paved when I was young. Instead, now that I have helped pave that path, I'll get in my car and drive down it. Even if my car isn't as big as some of the other cars flying by, it's still sweet to cruise on the highway."

"Sometimes you've just gotta eat sh*t and stay in the game."

It's bad enough that he (the cat) wakes me up at 6 o'clock in the morning. It'd be nice if he said, '(knock knock-on the door), I'm hungry.' but instead, he says, '(knock, knock), kiss my fat ***!"

- None other than my dad

Actually, that's a quote on my sister's facebook account about our dad that I thought was hilarious. Here's one of my actual favorite quotes:

“Girl you oughta bash Mister’s head in, and think about heaven later!”-Sofia(Oprah Winfrey)-The Color Purple

I forgot to add, that the reason I thought that quote from my dad is funny, is because their cat weighs close to 28 lbs. I think that was the last count at weigh in. He's so fat, the poor thing hardly has legs anymore because his belly hangs so low.

Gee...your quote

sounds like the

motto of the American People

these days!!

"Two Mice fall inot a bucket of cream, first one gives up and dies. Second one struggles and struggles so hard he churns that bucket of cream into butter"

Catch Me If You Can. I love that movie, tehe.

Poor first mouse, dies in a bucket of cream.

"Of a lover and a friend, the one who by definition loves you is called a friend."

BTW, it was W.C Fields (not Groucho) who initially came up with "Never give a sucker an even break".

I know you believe you understand

what you think I said. I'm not sure you realize

that what you heard is not what I meant.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."-abraham lincoln

life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get

hahaha... BT's answer above me made me literally LOL. that was hilarious...

Anyways.. Mine is:

"Do you like what you see? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH"

it gets me every time =)