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why are guitars better than men..?

guitars dont snore

guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night for any reason

guitars never try to show off to their friends

guitars dont come home drunk after a night out with other guitars

you dont have to praise a guitar after playing it

guitars dont have to prove anything

guitars dont try to change you once you've bought them

second hand guitars dont go to see previous owners when you are out of town

guitars dont have egos

you dont have to continually reassure a guitar that it's string lenght is just right

your guitar will never earn more than you for the same job just because it is a guitar

your guitar never goes out with the other guitars and then comes home with a strange rash on its fret board

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  • 1 decade ago
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    You can get a decent sound out of one too! (& it won't stink either) haha

  • 1 decade ago

    seems to me like you got a bum guitar my friend! lpus there are many more strings to pull on men,right? but you can always put new strings on a guitar.when the strings on a man wear out,they just wanna leave! or give up!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I love my Yamaha electric.

    It has given me many years of enjoyment and income in the past.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    then go marry a guitar then,.,

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your special

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