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why are guitars better than women..?

you can share your guitar with your friends

guitars dont care how how many other guitars you have played

guitars dont care if you look at other guitars

guitars dont care if you buy guitar magazines

your guitar doesnt care if you never listen to it

your guitar won't care if you leave the toilet seat up

your parents wont remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it

guitars dont insult you if you are a bad player

your guitar never wants a night out with the other guitars

yuou can play a guitar the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner or a movie or meet it's parents

Update:

lfc4ever..lol..i think you may need some help budy hahha... : )

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  • 1 decade ago
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    think you might love your guitar a bit too much.guitars are not better than men but alot of men do seem to think they're better with a guitar.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL

    i know where your coming from got 5 of my own

    ovation applause

    fender jazzmaster

    fender stratercastor

    fender bass

    and an old les paul

    i love them to bits and my wife says i love them more than her.

    it aint a question but i guess shes right.

  • 1 decade ago

    A guitar can't cook you dinner, or make out with you! ( unless you are sick like that) Hey baby I love your strings? Just let me stroke them for you? lol! You go ahead and believe that. Peace and love to everyone! (and their guitars!)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    .because that is not true!

    haha

    can guitars give u good Bj's?

    haha kiddin kiddin

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