What annoying habits do YOUR pets have???

Good grief, poor sprinkler repairman! LOL!

Well... I have a very naughty parrot with a big personality. He hates my wife, not because he's jealous, but because she doesn't feed him off of her plate.

If I've been particularely harsh on him he'll sometimes jump up on my head and drop a load.

When I leave the room he sometimes flies out, does naughty things like tip stuff over or push it from the table onto the floor, and fly back into his cage. Either that, or I've got a serious poltergheist problem.

When he hears a song on the radio or TV he likes and I turn it off or change the channel, he assaults my hand to get my fingers off the buttons.

He also keeps breaking out of his cage. At first he managed to dislodge his food cups and sneak out through the rectangular hole there. Then he found out how to open the door on his cage, and is apparently strong enough to also lift the steel wire door up and get out. I put clothing line pins on them, and every now and then one flies across the room because he manages to dislodge one or two of those as well.

I could go on... he is really a handfull. But for all the naughty things he does, he's an amazing friend, with a huge personality, and people can't help but love him. He's also nice like 98% of the time.

My dog is a sprinkler. Apparently he thinks our house looks like a giant toilet. Sometimes when he's on his back he'll turn into a fountain.

He also destroys everything we put in his kennel. Come to think of it, I should put my junk mail in there. I could save electricity by not using my paper shredder.

One of my rabbits who is free in the den all day has a tendency to attack my cats while they are trying to use the litter box. He is very territorial and downright obnoxious! The cats are terrorized!

My cat would occasionally pounce on me when I was asleep.

I say "would," but he's alive and well with his previous owner. The mother cat died, and I thought he could help fill the emotional void left behind.

my rat stills underwear and hides it under the couch