SURVEY: Did you ever borrow a shirt from someone and "forget" to wash it before you returned it...???

Dude, after you chose toilet over toilet paper and borrow my shirt, I am really not inclined to lend you another. Know what I'm saying?

Oh yeah .... I used your Dog paw booties on my hands when mucking out the horses stalls and 'forgot' to hose them off before returning them to the back of your closet.

Since I was forgetfully & thouroughly embarrassed I wrapped them up in your white doggy-on-parade suit to keep the smell down a bit.

So drunk once borrowed shirt and shorts, and they got lost also and found them in another location a week later with loaning mate. Definitely not washed, he just trashed them in a hopper

Nope. Because I have never borrowed any shirts from friends.

No, I always wash stuff I've borrowed before I return it :)

Yeah i usually wash things before i return it, but just tell them they wouldn't care.

**** Translation for "smart angel": *****

"That is so gross, Mike! Please do not tell me that you did that (again) with my favorite t-shirt! I swear I am going to break up with you once and for all, and I am never doing that thing that you begged me to do to you (15 times in a row) ever again!"

* cries *

LoL mucho inconsiderate

Hehe, normally (in any circumstance) I just tend to never give it back...

No, that's just mean. Why would you ever do that?