Can you tell me a REALLY stupid thing.........?

hmm i was at the library..and i needed to print something out but i found that there were no more blank sheets of paper. so i go to the new librarian and ask her if she has any. so she takes this blank sheet she has on her desk and goes to the photo copier to make some "blank copies" i was dyingg!!

Man! That's pretty dumb, hard to bet. Even if any gas station has those signs posted up for a reason, since some know by experience. Mine is the fact that my AFSC or MOS as others call it, is 2F0?1 or POL. I'm a ex-Fuels troop and did work in the lab once. I actually tested all kinds of stuff and I know that Fuel, any kind, is flammable. Sorry, on a soapbox.

Since I mentioning warnings, the same "smart" people on their cell phones and filling there vehicle. I wonder how much that they know below them are bombs. Bombs that just need a spark to ignite. Such warnings are there for a reason. I hope that they are not expecting any help from me. It's like that bomb squad shirt I saw. It says that if you see "them" running. You better keep up! :P

this guy walked into a gas station and said give me all the money and then the clerk said no and the guy pulled out a spork and jabbed him right in the arm...then took off because the clerk called the cops... they havent found the robber yet

This ladies mother told her to give her 5 day old Nyquil for constipation. It has alcohol in it!

My sister fell UP the stairs. She's choked on her own spit, too. And one time she fell on her @ss when she swung the racket when we where playing badminton. So now we call that "pulling a Reaha".

A friend of mine was driving this car...the car stalled on him, he didn't have AAA...so..he called the regional police and dude didn't have insurance nor was the car registered....police called a towing company and took his car away....and on top of that, the police officer himself took him home! lol

lol... wow.. some man in our town during the winter didnt have winsheild fluid.. so he went back inside with a pale to get HOT water and stuck it on his windshield and it caved in!

Me:

I was at a restaraunt with friends, and the waiter asked me "What type of cheese do you want on your burger?" and I said "umm..Square cheese?", then it took me a while for what i said to sink in. lol. i'm an idiot

Nothing even close to that, she wins the stupid deed prize for sure.

my cousin asked me what that... this film has been modified from the original film to fit your screen.... blah blah ... at the beginning of a dvd. we laughed and then said we were glad she wasnt on a date when she asked that