What Country and Western song has thirteen words in the title?

Swedish group Rednex are the proud owners of the world's longest song title.

The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation

"I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues" by Hoagy Carmichael

'Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In' by Kenny Rogers & The First Edition

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills by Ray Stevens

I had a lot of fun searching for the answer, which I'm sure isn't correct, from what you were thinking.

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"Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills"

C.W. McCall - There Won't Be No Country Music (There Won't Be No Rock 'N' Roll)

Ray Price - If It's All The Same To You (I'll Be Leaving In The Morning)

Bellamy Brothers - If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your *** Out All Day ...that's more than 13 haha, it's the only long title I could think of.

Just a wild guess, but could it be

"There's no lights on the christmas tree mother, they're burning Big Lou" - by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band?

Oh, Lord! It's Hard to be Humble When You're Perfect in Every Way

Six days on the road and I'm a gonna make it home tonight!

Nn lo so, mi disp :'( .......ciaooooo!