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Does anybody know:?

some funny blonde jokes? Some that are HILARIOUS!

No offense to blondes. I have a cousin, friends, sister and a mother that is blonde.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    a blonde and a brunette are sitting down watching the news. it showed a girl about to jump off.

    brunette: i'll bet you $50 that she jumps off

    the blonde agrees. the woman jumped off and died. later the brunette confessed that she already saw this on the earlier news.

    blonde: I know. so did i. I just wanted to see if she would jump off again.

    it's not that funny but it's the only blonde joke I remember.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Q: what do you call a blonde girl with 2 brain cells??

    A: pregnant!

    lol ma mum told me that one!

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