Top names for country songs (joke)?

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Anyone remember these classics?

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My *** Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

B-Notable · Accepted Answer

I laughed so hard, I had to cry in my beer!

Ï †h®øw PëãÑü†§ Ä† Ø£d £ãDïE§ · Answer

too good.
some very accurate.
how many TV show have been based on the premise of no 7?
no 13 is what I tell the kids, at least daily.
its kinda like when they rush in with coins from the laundry, 
"ohh look what I found",,,, I have to remind them that is wasn't lost for them to find...

no 1. ==> coyote ugly.  you wake up n find a dud asleep on yr arm and sadly realise that its better to chew the arm off than to risk waking him....
stars!!


PS. does anyone know the URL 4  FUNNY DUCK  or DUCKISBAK, he keeps deleting too.

Anonymous · Answer

I think your thinking of , 'Are the good times really over for good " by Merle Haggard, some of the lyrics are off though.... Tim McGraw stole his idea for the song from Merle, as most non-talented people do, Tug knew what he was doing when he left lil Timmy

SiZe · Answer

She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger, what finger???

Nini · Answer

That is Fin Funny!!! I live in Tennessee so they are things I hear all day long!! :) You forgot "She broke my heart and I broker her Jaw" and my favorite is " I like my women like a like my chiken, with a little bit of fat on the end"! :)

Anonymous · Answer

Ah, country music, people laugh, but it fills a need.

{ι ωιѕƕ ι ωαѕ τнεгε τσηιɢнτ.} [sic] · Answer

LOL!!

Are these real? I've heard about the dogfight one before...

Quizard · Answer

Lmao. The last one is the best.

☮ Natalee вαиgѕ Disco sticks ☮ · Answer

i like #7

steve · Answer

nothing like good old country music

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