If Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch were having a fist fight, would you referee?

No. I'd dig up Mr. Hooper and ask him to do it.

Did you know Big bird and the Grouch are the same man. He has been doing both characters his name is Caroll Spinney and has done the voices for 37 years.

Big Bird

I wouldn't referee, but I will put $100 down on Oscar to win.

i don't know. i would be too scared that a musical number would spring out of nowhere. something about how fighting doesn't solve anything and making me feeling guilty for not stepping in to stop it...or better yet, telling an adult :)...but, i think big bird pound oscar because it is always the quiet, nice ones that surprise you....

Oscar would totally take Big Bird. I don't think this would be a fair fight.

Big Bird would lose because he doesn't have fists, so there wouldn't be anything to referee.

yes. I'd ref. but big bird would wind cause Oscar couldn't hit higher than his knee

No because Oscar would go into his garbage can (just like a clam) and the fight would be over.

Id instigate it !

Id be like Jerry Spinger .....

Mimi ~" So uh Big Bird , you say Oscar called you a puta . How long has he been calling you a puta ? "

Big Bird ~ " He's be calling me a puta for 3 years! *tears* "

* cat fight begins *

Big Bird doesn't have fists.