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For the divorced men of the world. I am trying to get "Ex husbands Day" started.?

I am thinking the second Sunday in July sounds good for us all. Are you fellows with me?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    you can Always celebrate being free from something that caused you such grief every day is a good day just live by it being happy and beside i bet when salamander gets older he will show you how great you really are ................ smile

  • 1 decade ago

    I think something is needed in August, it is a long month with no holidays I know of, while I am not an ex-wife (at least not yet) I think if there was a day for ex-husbands, wives should get on also and not an ex-spouse day..and to Butch R who said that is what Fathers Day is for, not all married people are fathers and mothers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    U can call it " Get the BJ from that Girl that i didnt mess with because i was married but im divorced now" Day

  • 1 decade ago

    I think ex-husband's day is an excellent idea. But you will need a registry list of appropriate gifts to give for each anniversary.

    Such as: 1st year-paper. as in divorce papers matted and framed and suitable for hanging over the bed. This banner declares to any woman you manage to lure into your private quarters that you are indeed, a free man. Of course this is also somewhat unnecessary, as any woman will be able to tell just by looking around your home or apartment that your ex took you to the cleaners and that is why you are currently living a minimilistic lifestyle.

    2nd year- Aluminium:for the cheap-skate ex-wives this would be a 6 pack of ANY beer with a Milwaukee brand name as these are the cheapest schwag beers on the market. For an ex who TRULY appreciates her ex status, aluminum could well include a BASS BOAT. NOTHING says I am SO GLAD to be free of you, like a new bass boat.

    3rd year-Plastic: This would include TV Dinner entre' of the month, a set of Solo dinnerware fork, knife, and spoon assortment, used Cool Whip and yogurt containers complete with lids, for eating from, and storing leftovers in, and the all-purpose Wal-Mart shopping bag/cooler with convenient carrying handles. Versatile and easily cleaned. (As in turn inside-out for a fresh liner. When both sides are grungy, simply toss in trash.)

    4th year-Latex-as in a year's supply of Trojan condoms. For when you get your game back and your groove on. An assortment of colors, textures, and flavors is preferred. If not condoms, a prescription for Valtrex would be recommended.

    5th year-Steel: As in bar-b-que grill. No bachelor pad is complete without a place to show off your new-found grilling skills to potential "flavor's of the week". Show that lucky lady that you are the master of sides of beef and brats.

    Jumping on to year 10 we are looking at some serious gift-giving. By now your ex will realize how very fortunate she was to dump you when she did, and will begin to wax nostalgic over the many fights and irritations that occured during the marriage. She should be SO GRATEFUL to be out, she will want to shower you with something truly significant to commemorate the occasion.

    This will be marked as the TITANIUM anniversary. As in golf clubs. Now that you are no longer supporting her expensive clothing, jewelry, and shoe habits, you will not only have the money, but also the time to indulge in some expensive habits of your own. And NOTHING can suck your finances out like GOLF!

    You DESERVE those fine titanium clubs! Use them with pride! But be SURE to have your ex's name imprinted on the balls. You will find it enhances your drive and distance by a measurable difference.

    FINALLY, Ex-husbands everywhere should unite with some sort of celebration to commemorate your special day. I would suggest something akin to the final scene in Braveheart. Perhaps you could all paint your faces blue, and shout FREEDOM! as your nuts are slowly roasted over an open fire.

    There should be prizes awarded to the man with the most ex's, the man who pays the highest alimony and child support, and the man with the most pitiful dump story, as judged by a panel of his peers.

    I hope this helps you in your cause. If you need any more suggestions or direction, please do not hesitate to contact me. I am absolutely chock full of wonderful ideas.

    As the matter of fact, I AM quite wonderful, myself. To know me is to love me.

    Good luck with your endeavor. I wish you all the best.

    Source(s): source-the WEALTH of experience and creativity that exists in the AMAZING REALM of my brain!
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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! Cool another day for men to celebrate being jerks day!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is to close to the 4th. Probaly should reconsider the date.

  • 1 decade ago

    What about been screwed over by a cheating, girlfriend screwing piece of crap day for us women.

  • 1 decade ago

    It is suppose to be "Finding New Honey" day. =P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yes you guys do need to stick together

  • 1 decade ago

    hope you men unite!

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