Can someone please catch me up with GH?

Michael is in a coma, and he's been moved to a permanent-care facility. Sonny and Carly had sex in a limo on the way back from dropping him off because they're both just that classy. Carly then got Sonny to agree to give up custody of the boys in exchange for Jason taking over the business. However, because his daughter's life is clearly less important than his sons', he still refuses to sign over his rights to Kristina.

Luke got arrested for money laundering, but Alexis arranged to have him released on his own recognizance pending trial. He went on the run with Tracy to prove that the Zaccharas had framed him, although she realized that she didn't have to stoop to his lifestyle in order to be sure that he loved her, so she came back to Port Charles and left him in Mexico. Sam had started working for him just before he got arrested, and he sent her a message to give to Lucky, asking him to bring him a bag of diamonds that was hidden in the Haunted Star. Sam went along with him, and they had a cute little weeklong adventure.

As far as major storyline updates... there really aren't any. It's not even worth the effort to get caught up because with the way Guza changes his mind, everything that's happening now will probably just be rewritten eventually.

Oh, but Jerry and Alexis had sex and then Jerry and Jax got into a brawl over it. The sex happened off-screen but the way Jerry described it was hot all on its own, and seeing two brothers fighting over an attractive, intelligent career woman was such a refreshing change of pace for this show. It was about the only thing worth watching over the past few weeks.

Add on to the above Sonny poped the Question to Kate she said Yes Carly maybe pregnant again but whose the father sonny or jaxs. Jerry and Jaxs got in fight cause Jerrry slept with Alexis! Lucky and Sam are searching for Luke In Mexico!

To add on to the above...

Sonny signed over his rights to the boys and Jason took over the business so Sonny could "retire" and give Kate a good life.

Alexis has been fighting Sonny to sign over his rights to Kristina as well. He refuses. Alexis spelt with Jerry and him and Jax got into a fight and were arrested. Alexis had the charges dropped.

Carly is still butting heads with Kate. Sonny plans to marry Kate.

Jason started the Zacara's house on fire. The are living at the Metro Court. Claudia and Johnny have an apt across the street. Jax's former apt.

Mac had Patrick arrested because he doesn't want him near Robin (she's on bed rest) But he was released shortly after. Patrick wants Robin to move in with him so they can be a family.

That is pretty much the extent of it all. Michael was put in a permanent care facility. Carly slept with Sonny. Jason, Spinelli adn Claudia are quarantined together thank to the pizza guy. Spin is still trying to win Maxies heart. SHe is being paid by Claudia to seduce Johnny. Robin had a health scare but is ok and Ptarick has vowed to be there.

Michael was shot in April. I will give a recap link starting on the first day of April.

http://abc.go.com/daytime/generalhospital/episodes...