Can YOU come up with a better homework excuse?

It´s an old one....... but say to your teacher "You wouldn´t punish me for something I didn´t do, would you". He/she is sure to say no. Then you say " Well I didn´t do my homework last night"!!

properly, you nevertheless have time to do it. and you will consistently stall for time, like being absent that day and you nevertheless have an entire day to artwork on it. you additionally can say which you had a relatives disaster (its probably they gained't ask approximately it, in simple terms say that its a "inner maximum remember you do no longer sense soft speaking approximately". in the event that they're high quality they're going to probably understand). i'm hoping that helped ! reliable success on that record (=

u c ms(er 1 name) ma dad wuz chokin on a chicken wing so i tried 2 finish ma homework in the waintin room but it wuzint the same

I was abducted by aliens and had my mind temporarily wiped removing my ability to do the homework given.

so i could not do my homework i had to go to the doctors

why did you need to go to the doctors

i cant remember

you cant remember

oh yer its about my memory los problem

lol luv that one tried it, it worked

a bunsh of ninjas started chasing me on my way to school 2 day, so i had to leg it through the mall and the park, then jackie chan showed up adn started fighting with the ninjas but they overpowerd him and i ran my bag was open the whole time and my homwork musta fallen out

or just simply say

can i be punished for somthing i havnt done

when the teacher says no say

good cause4 i havnt done my homework

lol luv tht one

1. I must have been confused, I thought it was due on some other date...then pull out your planner he he

2.We're in a Recession: Sorry I had to work late so I didn't get to it..

~I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

~The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

~Mosquito bite triggered allergic reaction to paper and ink.

~I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down.... Then I forgot. Next time should I show my work?

well this one works for boys because it implies that theyre insane: I'm having a baby why can't you lay off on the homework???

"I had to pick up my dad in the airport and when I rolled down the window my homework flew out.

My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.

The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window