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Husband, wife and a "horse"?
A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' he asks.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,' she replies.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explains.
She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes to, he asks, 'What the heck was that for?'
She answers, 'Your horse just phoned.'
This is not my self experience NOR it ever will be. 143 Moon.
14 Answers
- 1 decade ago
nice
here's one for you . . .
it's a little mean . . .
a man was jogging through the park and saw this quadroplegic (no arms or legs) women crying.
he stopped to see what was wrong with her and she said "well i have never danced with anyone before"
so he picks her up and dances with her for a few minutes puts her back in her wheel chair and asks "fell better"
she says "yes thank you so much that was so nice of you"
he says "your welcome" and off he went
the next day she was in the park. again she was crying
he asked what was wrong and she replied "i've never been kissed before"
so he kisses her and she grins from ear to ear says thank you he says your welcome and off he goes
the third day he sees her crying again
he says "what's wrong today?!"
she says "well i've never been screwed before"
so he looks around and no one is looking so he picks her up and throughs her in the lake and screams "your screwed now lady!"
- Anonymous5 years ago
Hahaha! My hubby better never say that to me, il just buy both, so il be extra beautiful :D
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lolu deserve star 4 this!!! =D
- 1 decade ago
that was funny ha ha ha made me laugh like crazy ha ha ha ha thanx!:)
Source(s): me - Anonymous1 decade ago
HA! Pretty good.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lmao....poor guy.
