computer experts..lol?

Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to find

out whether computer is male or female: one group was male,

and the other group was female.

The group of women reported that computers should be

refereed to as "HE" because:

1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the

time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had

waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better

model.

The group of men reported that computers should be refered to

as "SHE" because:

1. No one but the creator understands their logic.

2. The native language they use to talk to other computers is

incomprehensible to anyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory

for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find

yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.