What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?

Pocket knife (if they aren't flying down on a plane)

Beer bottle opener

Speaking as a Yankee who has lived in Georgia for 3 years, I think it would be a lot nicer if you gave them things appropriate for your area. Homemade pecan pies. Put a little zip lock bag of cotton together. Put some red Georgia clay into a small jar.

Things to also show them: Cotton field (probably not impressive this time of year though), pine tree farms, swamps, the yucky Chattahoochee River, Stone Mountain, barrier islands, Savannah (if they can get past the congestion)

Redneck Gifts

I put together gift baskets and plan small parties as a side business. I read the suggestions below but really don't think beer and bad teeth are what you are looking for. being from KY we get a lot of Red Neck "things" here so below is what I would suggest:

1. Red Neck Flash Light , complete with extra bulb (Match taped ( with duct tape) to the end of a dowel or stick. ( Pick one up out of your yard)

When it gets dark and you're losing your sight. You can see where you're going with this Redneck Flashlight. It's got a bulb on one end right were it should be. And if it burns out, changing it is easy. Just pull out the old bulb and throw it away. Then push in a new one until you're sure it will stay.

2. Bullshit Bag ( small brown paper bag)

Hazardous Waste! Keeps BS From Spreading.

Directions: 1) Place mouth over open bag. 2) Begin "talking." The BS will naturally flow. 3) When full, shut bag and dispose. Makes great fertilizer. Spread around political rallies, hunting and fishing camps, and lawyers offices.

3. Misc snacks like RC Cola. Moon pies, Slim Jim Beef Jerky,

4. 3 Piece Chicken Dinner: 3 Pieces of popcorn (unpoped)

Place in a small envelope or something like it. Write on the envelope "Chicken Dinner" .

5. Roadkill Bites (buttery, nutty candy).

Pealed right off the tire! Fried from the heat of the tail pipe.

6. Instead of a basket use an old crate of some sort, or some roughly constructed wooden box.

Just a few ideas if you want more let me know I will be glad to help!

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What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?

What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?

I am wanting to make a Redneck gift basket for some yankee friends. :) A guy and a girl.They are taking their first trip to the South, GA. and I thought it would be fun to make them a basket full of fun things.. or funny things. Any suggestions...

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The first thing that comes to mind is... Moon Pies Let's see, how about a trucker style cap, the kind with the mesh back. Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, just a six pack, they're not real rednecks yet. Shotgun shells a can of spam I hope this helps

Beer, harmonica, Dale Earnhardt Jr shirt, bandana, maybe a miniature jug. Jeff Foxworthy's redneck dictionary...

--a pack of Marlboros

--a tin of Copenhagen or Skoal chewing tobacco

--red do-rag to use as a replacement gas cap

--a t-shirt from a country music radio station

--beer

--pork rinds

--gift card or something with the Waffle House logo on it

--Budwiser keychain

--trucker hat

--NASCAR diecast toy

--Slim Jims or beef jerky. There's a Jeff Foxworthy brand beef jerky. I believe you can find it at Big Lots.

--Beer mirror

--Fly swatter

one word for you - camouflage

ammo

Vienna sausages

anything to do with Nascar, although now that Nascar has become more popular nationwide stick with Richard Petty

unfortunately a washing machine on the porch probably won't fit in a gift basket

chaw

Can of Pabst Blue Ribbon,

Spam?

Ugly tourist t-shirt

A handmade invitation to the Tractor Pull. How about your sisters phone number with a card,"My wife thought you might like this". A T-shirt that only goes down to half your belly.