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If a tree falls for a florist...?

but nobody goes to the wedding, are they really married?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    If no one was there to witness it, we can't know it really happened. What the couple perceives to be true could very well be a shared hallucination - they just THINK they are married. Then again, if others were there to witness it, they might be sharing in on the hallucination.... So, is anyone really married?

    Source(s): philosophy
  • Tree/Florist marriages have been banned in most of the States.

  • 1 decade ago

    No. The tree fell and CRUSHED the florist!

  • 1 decade ago

    yeah if they sign th paper thingy.only not paper coz that's gonna be his best man all mushed up but somethin like that.

    trees have different rights to humans coz theyre special.

    and then the ents from muddle earth have a load of different rights again so yano....

    yup this IS what i think of in my spare time!

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  • 1 decade ago

    yes

  • 1 decade ago

    yes

  • 1 decade ago

    Nope. It's only common law.

  • 1 decade ago

    No Way, Need a Minister...!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No because they need two witnesses....

  • LA
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    no

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