If I were to fart in Milwaukee on Thursday afternoon, will a asteroid strike the moon?

There once was a man from Rangoon

Whose farts could be heard on the moon

When least you'd expect 'em

They burst from his rectum

With the force of a raging typhoon

Not likely . But there is an old bylaw 1830`s, that states if you do that between 1 and 5 pm in a public area you can be hung in public . The charge would be for causing a public nuisance. Lucky for you nobody has enforced it for the past 80 years

That depends on whether you had beans or raisins for lunch, and the longitude and attitude of your a** relative to the position of the asteroid. Another factor to consider would be whether the pressure you can generate is sufficient to mitigate the orbit of the asteroid to the extent that it impacts the moon.

Of course!

Didn't you see the one in Alabama last week. I FARTED in Huntsville and the the place got smashed by a medium size hurteling space generated object. It was all over the news.

that depends on the type of fart...was it a silent but deadly or a loud room rumbler.

Doubtful but the people in the immediate vicinity might hit the floor.

**go to bed! you are obviously up past your bedtime**

No. I'm afraid that's only on Mondays.

I think it's inevitable.

y ask stupid questions?

No.