In honor of the 4th of July, I plan on cramming M-80's....?

They'll be so busy setting their own explosions off (in their pants) that sadly, only a few will notice.

* cries for the old-timers *

Those old geezers like their mashed potatoes and they would not like that. I know I used to work in the resthome when I was a teenager. I worked in the kitchen. One man escaped the home for the day and they found him at the corner service station eating a hotdog and drinking a beer. If you want them to slap their legs and laugh get them a hot dog and a round of beer.

I've had the 'taters at the Veterans Hospital,

Buk. An M-80 won't put a dent in them.

The old timers love that stuff. They might think they're back in the war. Tell them you're looking for a Private named Ryan when you go in there. Or find the really crazy ones and start drinking with them and taking pictures. :)

All the one's that survive would really enjoy the show. Give it a go. I hope the mashed potatoes are red, white and blue.

75% of them will more than likely have a heart attack and die when the mashed potatoes blow up. The other 25% will leave you their estates.

i think Veterans are the reason the rest of us have the opportunity to celebrate 'Freedom' day...if anything we should all go to the Veterans Hospital and cheer and chant for their great sacrifices and contributions they made and gave to the rest of us...

save your M-80s and we will stick one in every Republicans asss instead and light them off simultaneously on the count of 3 ~

I think they would all get a kick outta that..just dont do it inside the hospital.. lots of walls of taters to clean up..

Ah reckon that depends (pun intended) on how close they were to the resulting chaos and how much of a load they dropped into their depends when it happened

I know some folks I want ya to get with the first blast...sure would make the staff happy!

Yeah, harming old people is funny...

I'll say 5. Maybe 5 1/2 if one of them isn't all the way dead.