I HAPPEN TO USE MY LEFT HAND MORE THAN THE OTHER HOW CAN I PREVENT the RIGHT FROM GETTING JEALOUS?

Jealousy arises from a feeling of violated worth. What you need to do is make your right hand feel really unworthy. Wipe your butt with your right and blame it for it. Say "that's the only thing you are ever good for, you sorry excuse of an extremity"

then when it starts to cry, kiss it. (not right after wiping butt...) It will see you as a savior and love you forever and console you when your left hand is busy.

-bf jb nm

You really can't believe me I've been dealing with this all my life and I found that in time the right hand learns to cope with the left and stops its petty cring over nothing.

I'm left-handed and I've come to realize that my right hand will get jealous regardless of the situation so I just sit on it until it falls asleep.

have your left hand rub lotion on your right hand every once in a while or when you are eating popcorn make your left hand hold the bowl and let your right hand deliver the popcorn from the bowl to your mouth.

Maybe you should tie tat left hand behind your back and give the right one some action lol.

Use your right hand to ahem.. wash your other "pen " I mean use it to scratch your back and hold your women with,use it for that purpose, yeah do that.

you don't want to know what i was thinking when i read that. lmfao. anyway um, just share responsibilities, or maybe you are just a freak. remember the old belief that left-handed people are the devil? jk jk.

Im sure ol' righty isnt sweating it.

he gets all the action if ya know what i mean

Use the right when rubbing one out.... much more sacred than all the other stuff so it will make up for it.

u gotta keep ur pimp hand strong...the betch is just gonna have to deal with it..lol