my religious friend told me?

Well, this is sort of true. You see, this pope, like many previous popes, is old and senile. To keep him out of the way of the real church business( offerings to The Giant Spider, molesting youths, etc.. ) they gave him a playskool Flip and Play phone with a graven image of God ( one of the ones from the Sistene chapel I believe ) taped to the front. This keeps him happy and busy, and not c*ck blocking the younger clergy.

Telling your friend that your a lesbian is kinda right and also wrong. I am not being judgmental but being a lesbian is wrong in every way, but that is what you are. Firstly, due to the fact she is religious and her religion tells her to avoid being with people that like the same sex should be ignored. Take it really slow. 1) Give your friend signs and hits about your sexuality 2) Ask her about her opinions on lesbians and gays 3) If her opinions are positive or negative, still tell her 3) If she is a true friend, she will understand and forgive I hope I have helped :)

haha. let him believe what he wants.

but, in the olden days, people would wear these giant neclace type things that had the entire hebrew alphabet with a stone next to it, and when they talked to God he would reply by letting flashes of light reflect off the stone so that it would spell things.

thats what i remember anyway. thats from the bible.

dont do anything to upset your friend anyway.

religious debates can get really bad. who knows? maybe he does have a telephone that lets him talk to God. and another way you can tak to him is by prayer. buuuttttt, if you wanted to talk to God, why would there be telephone wires?! and i dont think heaven is actually inside the universe.

God doesnt need telephone wires! He can do anything!

I love him so much.

love, alice.

I suppose that since some people actually believe there is a God, that there will be people who can also easily believe the Pope has a phone with a direct line to God, just like Batman. : )

This is actually a little known fact. There are major problems however involved as his phone line gets mixed up with the one he has for Santa.

No the phone lines go through to another room where there is a guy making out he is God answers the phone and tells the Pope what to do.

this is untrue next time tell him which scripture tells him that god has appointed a "pope" to talk to him

and also tell him everyone has a direct line to god

in prayer you dont need a mediator to talk to him

and also why does he get mad

he need to follow this example set by jesus christ when talking about the word of god

jesus was never angry and forceful about preach his fathers word.

ahhdhdhahhaha foaming at the mouth i can imagine that

but if you have anymore questions

contact us and well be happy to aswer them.

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When people believe things that are that ludicrous, there's really no use trying to reason with them.

If a god did talk to a human on the phone, I'm sure they could do it without wires or airwaves.

Obviously, gods4u and it's on a wireless network (shows u how gullible religious people are) tell her he has a red one too that goes straight to hell

LOL your friend is on crack. There's no special God phone needed. All we need is Jesus. 2 Tim. 2:5 tells us He (Jesus) is the only mediator we need to the father. Nothing else is needed or warranted. Dunna nana nanana Pope phone.... LOL

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