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What fortune would you like to receive in the next cookie?
Sexy fortune ideas would be great!
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19 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
You will swallow a massive amount of (watermelon) seeds today :)
- 1 decade ago
You will have sex within the next 24 hours.
Or... Under the silk you shall find the path of entry.
lol
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- DiogenesLv 71 decade ago
You will meet a dark handsome stranger but you will
not be attracted to her !
- krs (;Lv 41 decade ago
you will massively laid in the next 5 minutes
by super hot european guys with long nice feathery hair.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hopefully I DON'T get one that says "That chicken you ate was no chicken" or "Fortune will doorbell-ditch you."
- 1 decade ago
"look up" and have one of two things happen: A) either have the guy youre seeing on his knee with a shiny ring in his hand (haha!) orr....
B) a killer clown in your face with a knife.
hey, just sayin', it could happen! lol.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You will get laid within the week by your dream partner =D
