Bug or not a bug ?

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable

infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis

off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little

girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked

their car windshield, stuck for a

moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at

such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment

said..

"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"