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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,
why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying
horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy Mom."

Angela B · Accepted Answer

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make
use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny
stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Bob · Answer

VEGETARIAN - An old Indian word meaning "Poor Hunter"

A man was driving down the road, and then suddenly, out of nowhere another car ran into his, taking the door off. The man driving the car started yelling at the other driver for being so careless and destroying his car. Then the policeman walked up and said "You Lawyers are SO materialistic.", the lawer responded "What makes you say that?!". The policeman then replied "Because your arm is gone, and you are fussing over a car door", "AUGGGGG!!!! My Swiss Rolex!!!"

Anonymous · Answer

ha ha ha !!! nice one indeed!!! now everytime Kohnny's father rubs a horse, he will think about the rime when the UPS guy was rubbing his wife!!!

Ninja Cat · Answer

LOL star 4 U!

claire l · Answer

poor little johnny

Hollie · Answer

wot do mathematicians do wen they are constipated?


work it out with a pencil

lol

Anonymous · Answer

ups lol

Anonymous · Answer

lol  funny one :) !!!

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