What's a good, fake, high-scoring word to use in Scrabble, and what's the definition?

Quizjax.. people that steal quizzes.

Seeing as the game only has one Z, or 2 if you have the mega version, multiple z's aren't really a viable option.

Assuming that I can place my letters on appropriatly high scoring squares:

quizxing - the act of asking benign questions.

q- 10; u i i n - 1; x - 8; g- 2; the z is on a double letter square scoring 20. the word falls across 2 trebles and I score an extra 50 for using 7 letters.

My score is 446

quizjax - (7 letters) I would assume that this is the act of stealing a quiz, the person that stole the quiz would be a quizjaxer (9 letters) assuming that you have just put 7 of them down and have crossed 2 trebles -

q-10; u i a-1; j x-8; z-20 your score is 491.

love the word, think I might use it. ;-)

BRACKETED: 18 on Triple Word Score = 54

ZOOLOGIST: 19 with Z on Double Letter Score = 29

XEROTIC: 13 (not 16, because C is a blank)

CHAT: 9 on Triple Word Score = 27

HOVERS: 12 with H on Double Letter Score = 16

SQUIRES: 16 on Triple Word Score = 48

BENZOXYCAMPHORS: Z and H on Double Letter Score, and also on three Triple Word Score squares = 59 x 3 x 3 x 3 = 1593

ZYGOTES:

A zygote (from Greek zugōtos ‘joined’, from zugoun ‘to join’) is a cell that is the result of fertilization. That is, two haploid cells—usually an ovum from a female and a sperm cell from a male—merge into a single diploid cell called the zygote (or zygocyte).

In mammals, fusion of the sperm with the ovacyte occurs in the fallopian tube and the resulting diploid zygote becomes embedded in the uterine wall.

Animal zygotes undergo mitotic cell divisions to become an embryo. Other organisms may undergo meiotic cell division at this time (for more information refer to biological life cycles).

MUZJIKS is a legitimate word in Scrabble, and scores128 points on the first move.

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