Poll: WebCam contest>>>>>>?

i want a webcam

and i want green eggs and ham

i want to dance nude

for i am no prude

i want the world to see

me shaking my pee pee

watch me running down the halls

and watch my bouncing balls

this poem is kinda dirty

and i'm white and nerdy

forgive me for trying

but hell, you're buying!

I have a power shot camera that makes videos that can be downloaded. Making a video of myself would be good because being lazy is corroded. Alas I have other priorities to accomplish first,one of which is to buy a memory card uh oh how can I rhyme this verse. The cam ought to go to someone who will use it and not let it sit who also can jump in the air like James Brown and do a split. If you enter the contest under another name you will win because you are the best poet this side of Notredame.Heeheehehee

I don't think so. The last time I went camping I took my mom & young son. I packed, drove, set up camp, pitched the tent, cooked, etc. At the end, guess what? I broke the tent down, packed the gear, cleaned behind ourselves & did the driving home. At home I pressed on, unloading the car, putting everything away, doing the laundry from the trip, blablabla. Maybe when invited to join somebody else I'll go! I needed a vacation from the vacation last time...

So it's came to be known

The stories are shown.

Day lifts each ache

While night shows hate.

Whether one can be free

And live life as it should be.

It is not a question of when

It's a question of sin.

Are you free of it

Is your candle still lit?

Is there a place for you now?

You would only know how.

Your life and your heart

Guides you back to the start.

It's time to think about your soul

Do you take chance and let the dice roll?

Hmmm, I don't really want a webcam because then I would be expected to use it or something and I don't really feel like writing poetry at the moment. I know I'm lazy. What can I say?

Though a web cam I don't need

Oh damn the dog just peed

I'll be back to finish this ditty

Knew we should have got a kitty.

As I sit back down

I look around

Whatever could I do with two

Web cams, certain it is true

That it would be the cheapest one

For Buk is cheap, though he is fun.

In that realization I know

I guess I'd rather have a...

Thought I was gonna say 'ho'

didn't ya?

SNORT!

I don't have a webcam

because I suck

But my hero has one

His name is Buk

He wants a poem

In his little contest

And a cam is the prize

For the one chosen best

If I had a webcam

Oh the things I'd do!

I'd make cheesy videos

And send them to you!

I'd make one at Christmas

In my Santa hat

Maybe a dirty one

That would be PHAT!

I might start a website

Where folks could see me

When I pick my nose

Or have to go pee

Friends would see your monitor

And gasp, "What the hell?"

And you could all laugh

And say, "Watchin Cowbell"

I've lost already

Before I even begin

I'm sure the winner

Will be BILLY COSTIGAN!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

Sorry Buk I already have a cam but i think Fat Bastard has this one hands down...

His poem makes him sound like the P&S clown..

May you both make beautiful music in web land

Making people laugh as i know you both can..

So three cheers for Fat B.. and Buk too

Filling our hours watchin them on youtube..

Last time and almost every time I used a web cam,

Guys tried the naked thing,

As though it would impress,somehow,

I retired that webcam,it's gone on holidays ,to Vegas,

I only asked it send me a postcard of Elvis,Live.

I used to be a wall flower

but due to my new crowd

have learned to be

more out there

I'd try to do you proud

You tubes would be attempted

I'd have a lot to learn

but when it comes to

laughter

it'd be a skill well earned.

If you should choose my answer

there's just one thing to say

the only way I'd take said gift

would be

hand delivered by YOU.

A poem of webcams

reward great and enticing

for a techno geek