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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Imagine if all retailers made their own condoms . . .

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line... XD

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway

Condoms - Lightening

the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the

pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of

you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30

minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just

cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an

animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Cool man I like them

    Star Bro *

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Very Funny GB. Might I suggest John Lewis's Condoms "Never knowingly undersold"

  • Siân
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    McDonalds Condoms - I'm lovin' it

    L'oreal Condoms - Because you're worth it.

  • The Burger king one was effing hilarious, but they all were funny. Star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Stay away from Polo.

    funny.

    Edit*

    Gatorade Condoms- Is it in you?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The last one is the best!

  • 1 decade ago

    Pretty good. Star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha Thats Funny (: ..

  • 1 decade ago

    omg hahahaha Now this is something funny worth sharing!

  • 1 decade ago

    Roberto's Condoms-So good,It should be illegal

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