Human Brain Analysis shows that men and women are tuned differently. What do you know about this?

Why Women Are Better Than Men

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it, while

men assume that it was meant for someone else, and come home with

every bone broken.

*Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men

check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball ot

basebll star.

*When a women is pregnant and craves pickle and mustard sandwhiches,

the man groans and wines until they remind him that you are the one

having the baby HERE! But when the man craves a six pack, she

diligently goes to the store and returns five hours later with a

romantic movie.

*Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about

''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.

*When a man attends a concert, he whoops, yells, shrieks and snorts,

while he gobbles down anything he can get his hands on. While women

enjoy the show while dancing and socializing with friends.

*When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that

something is wrong, and walk in to examine.

*Women understand about privacy, and don't come in until 2 hours have

passed.

*Women understand that babies do not come from a stork.

*When in a hospital, women will share all emotions. While men, being

the ''tough'' guys that they are, will ''stay calm'' until someone

finally notices that he has wet the chair he is sitting in.

*Women love to help. Men feel you want commitment when you ask to do

the dishes...

why it's better to be a man

I'm amazed more of my female friends don't wish they were men. Don't get me wrong. I love women. It's just that pragmatically speaking, men have been allotted more Green Stamps in the checkout lane of life. Here are some facts I toss at female opponents during debates over which gender — parts-wise — is more user-friendly:

1. Men don't have to sit down to pee, or wipe afterwards.

By some estimates, an American male who reaches the average life expectancy of 75 years spends 38 fewer days waiting to use public johns (figuring an average of two minutes a day). Perpendicular pee-ers are so spoiled by this happy condition that we get impatient when older guys keep us waiting more than 45 seconds. Meanwhile, a line of jumpy women stretches outside the ladies' room. We know better than to offer our stalls. The toilet paper would be gone in a flash. During a recent party my female guests went through 13 rolls — 12 more than my housemate and I use in a week.

2. Men make more money

I'm not saying it's fair. But we're not giving any back. Men wouldn't mind if women received the larger paychecks, as long as they spent most of it on beer, large-screen TVs and lawn fertilizer.

3. Men don't have breasts

To a man, breasts are a lot like a baby: They're nice to hold, but we're glad we don't have them 24 hours a day. Any man who can imagine himself with breasts also envisions himself caressing them constantly and never getting anything done. Predictably, none of my female friends will admit they'd trade their boobs for balls, which are smaller, easier to conceal and don't jump around when you jog. Men don't have to buy or wash as many undergarments, either. Combined with the toilet paper savings, things start to add up.

4. Men don't have to carry purses.

Men can't imagine the need to carry around all that stuff, especially when

we manage fine by shoving every flat plastic object we own into a tri-fold leather wallet and then into our pockets to sit on for hours until we have chronic back problems.

5. Men have less to shave

Per square inch, if you calculate by way of the Western protocol that demands women shave their legs and underarms. I have a beard, which saves me from shaving anything, but I won't rub that in and figure how many additional minutes of morning sleep I'll enjoy in my 75 expected years.

6. Men aren't hassled by weirdos on the street

Sophisticated men — those who think lewd comments but don't express them — can't imagine the skill involved in a woman navigating a city sidewalk. When a man hears a whistle, he figures someone needs a cab. Furthermore, no man I know has ever heard a pack of women shout, "Ooooheee, baby, show us your balls!"

7. Men only need one outfit for formal evenings

Men will never understand why women have to buy a new dress for each and every formal affair; one tuxedo fits all. We can't hazard a guess as to what happens to those outfits after their whirl on the town: Are they made into drapes?

8. Men benefit from the sexual double standard

An unfortunate situation. But I'm convinced the SDS will suffer a great blow as soon as someone invents a catchy synonym for "slut."

9. Men don't have monthly visits from Aunt Bea

Just an occasional random erection, and those feel great. Men will only admit to bleeding if we lose a finger juggling chain saws.

10. Men are always right

We might as well be, since no one can convince us otherwise. Also, men always get the last word, which is what I like best about this column.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MAN AND WOMAN ?

Man and woman are not good when they are apart. but with each other you will have lot of reasons that will prove you that both are good. If not we would have already been extinct......

Ok Einstein..which parts of the brain are you referring to? You will not find one exactly the same...you are not showing the stimuli and the time of day nor the circadian rhythms of each subject but are making men and women into one body each..not quite fair is it? You have named an epidemic where there isn''t one. You also have not named whether you are dealing with any particular age group, healthy physically or the matters of stressors inclusive hunger, loss, sleep dep or maladies both physical and mental....one size does not fit all. honey. I need more facts...though across the board if one has not studied the brain..they would not know it changes moment by moment and you are not naming the changes or the different parts of the brain. many men can multi-task.....many own can not. you can juxtapose this and VOILA!! A whole new page!!! I would love to know who is teaching you this or did u get it from a news article?

Not trying to be hard on you, however unless a lobe in particular or a gland is mentioned i cannt take youthat seriously....nice try though....

ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL...ok?

I await your expedient response...as I am right about this and know that you at least know something, and that my friend..can be a very dangerous thing.

Blue

Although the man's brain is bigger, the connection between the left side and the right side of a woman's brain is bigger. Men and women compliment each other. That's the reality. But politics and stupidity often get in the way. Too many women want to be like men, because they feel femininity is inferior. At least that's the way it's seen in men's eyes...

Women will be equal to men if their brain is able to avoid

1. Motherhood

2. Willingness to be protected

3. attraction towards manliness

i think all of this is true but i don't agree with what all you wrote i drive very fast and i can trace a object and even identify it from a very good distance...and rest all is a bit fine with me i don't have anything to argue on that and i know many girls/women do cry/shout when their hubby or any other men/boy is driving to go slow or be careful that is also true but i wanted to clear that part only...

lolls..

this was a good one and see i read full of it this time without any thing in mind of thinking it as too long or so...

i hope you are happy with me now...

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Yes they do. Look at how the roles were for male and female then look at how hat played a role in our development as time went on. Let's say that male and female started out on a level field- speed, strength, tolerance, the works. With a women being the one that has to give birth, she is unable to do the same labor as a man and now must be more protective to make sure that the unborn is safe from as much as needed. Since the man is not hindered during this time, he must become stronger to pull the load that the woman and child need to survive and to protect the woman and child from as much as he can to ensure the child's safety and survivability. Since the woman went a long time without being able to do the labor as a man, she is now weaker and is unable to maintain care of the child while doing the same work, so she stayed at home and made sure the house was safe and the child was taken care of- later on they would help with farming, though still labor, not as hard as hunting. But the woman had to learn to increase her threshold of pain to endure child birthing. The child would require a lot of care and protection, even help when it gets hurt, so that the best hunter at the time is better able to go hunt the mother would do all this. This caused the woman to become more nurturing. But the man needed to be strong and fearless to keep everything away from his family that might bring harm- thus causing men to seem emotionless. Women learned that they will need a man strong enough to support the family. The man needed a woman that is best able to take care of the kids. A softer female showed that she was more nuturing, breast were a sign of their ability to brest feed the child better, wider hips showed they were better at giving bitrh (that is why men like these areas so much). A muscular man showed that he had power and could hunt. This went on for ages with changes over time as we got smarter, the requirement for pure strength and skill as a hunter wasn't all that meant that the man was able to provide. And the raw power needed to work lessened. And the woman overtime developed stamina, allowing her to hold par with some of the more intense workloads (she may not be able to do as much at once, but she could last long enough to even things out). As technology changes, the lines for the roles still blur even more. But what lasted for so long is still in our primal instinct.

Women are from venus and men are from mars!

You get a star for taking time looking all this up.

Yes,certainly. I completely agree with u. They r different from every angle.

Thats why a great adage goes like this......................

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""""*** I always loves U ***""""

that is what a perfect balance is maintained..........

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