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Rate this joke...I gave it a 10!
Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.
Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this," (pointing to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ, keep it wet and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter!"
5 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I would give it a 10 to!!!!!!!!!!!
its great:)
- 1 decade ago
7 from my side.
read this:
A homeless wino passes out in the street next to a gay bar. That night one of the bar's patrons leaves the bar and sees the wino asleep on the street. He rolls the wino over, has his way with him and slips a $10 bill in his pocket. In the morning the wino wakes up, finds the $10, and heads for the local liquor store. He goes inside and asks the clerk "Give me $10 worth of your cheapest wine." The clerk hands him a bottle, the wino leaves and resumes his position on the street. That night the same man leaves the gay bar, only to find the wino passed out on the street again. He rolls the wino over, has his way with him and slips a $10 bill in his pocket. In the morning the wino wakes up, finds the $10, and heads for the local liquor store. He goes inside and asks the clerk "Give me $10 worth of your cheapest wine." The clerk hands him a bottle, the wino leaves and resumes his position on the street. That night the man and 3 of his friends leave the gay bar. They see the wino and decide to share. They take turns rolling the wino over and having their way with him. Each of them leaves a $10 bill in the wino's pocket. In the morning the wino wakes up sees the $40 and heads to the liquor store. The clerk says "Let me guess, $40 of our cheapest wine?" "No" said the wino, "Give me whiskey. That wine is tearing my *** up."
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
OMG, that's funny!
