How do you differentiate a gay crab from a straight crab???

i didnt know that gay cow loves gay crab...lol..

Gay crab- Follow other crabs from behind

Straight crab- Like to dance

a gay crab walks forward

a straight crab walks backwards

There is NO gay in crab community. The term only exist in human race la Mr. G.

Gay crab has no offspring ... they are just born like that while straight crab will have offspring ... lol

-they smile like elton john

-they cry when being cooked

-crabs 9" got no energy when looking at the naked female crab

-it likes to rape the male crab

gay crab like jolok blakang while straight crab like to jolok depan

by the way they walk n' talk.

A more worrying trend is that some of the naughty crabs at Grandpa Gindy's Crab Farm Shd Bhd have been caught sneaking next door into Grandpa Gindy's Ganja Farm Shd Bhd and tripping out..

You have to look underside- normal female crabs have roundish flaps, while normal maleshave a triangular or pointed flaps. Gay crabs - they no flaps....

..gay crabs can only be found living in the waters kat Tasek Permaisuri...while the straight ones almost anywhere else.....for the sake of preserving the natural ecosystem..please do not transfer them from their natural habitats.....as it will create a natural disaster....kang semo ketam jadi patah2......