pick up-lines????!!!!!

i'm gay, but i dunno; hanging with you i'm starting to feel different...

~is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz i can see myself in your pants

~ *checks tag*

Like i thought made in heaven

~I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

~Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

~Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink?

~Can I read your T shirt in brail?

~I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

~That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

~If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

~What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

~You’ll do.

~Can I see your tan lines?

~Do you know what would look good on you?

Me

~Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

~Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"

~Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

1 i`ve lost my phone no., can i have yours instead? 2 that`s a lovely dress you have on, it would look great on my bedroom floor. 3 pick a no. between 1 and 10. (no matter what number she picks) congratulations, you`ve just pulled me. 4 do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past you again? 5 you must be exhausted, you`ve been running around in my mind for ages. 6 i dont need to drink tonight, i find you more intoxicating. 7 i`ve been locked out of my house, can i come home with you instead? (probably think of some more soon)

A guy once came up to me and told me i was so beautiful(,lol yes he was drunk ) but then went on to tell me if i ever wanted, he knew of some good diets that really work but hey your face is good

lol i could do with loosing a few pounds but i thought he at least wait to we had eaten dinner

IF you were my homework, I'd do you on the table every night..

There are 206 bones in the human body, do you want another one?

Your like a prize winning fish. Idk whether to eat you or to mount you?

Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.

Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!

Hi I'm mister right. I heard you were looking for me :)

Party in my pants - you're invited.

Oh yeah, offer expires at midnight.

:)

Hahaha, I never get tired of that.

My friend said that to me once I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight because he said it at the randomest time too.

haha i love pick up lines too! my top 3 are...

if i told u that u had an amazing body would u hold it against me?

i had a nightmare... can i sleep with you?

hi me name is ____ but u can call me tonight

ok ok the guy screams out shoulder check then says 1 2 3 4 tapping his then your shoulder...he ends up with his arm around you

iv heard:

you know im so good i dont even need a pick up line.

if hes trying to but his arm around u: if you were a pirate would u put ur parrot on this shoulder or that one.

lets count shoulders 1.(his) 2. (his) 3.(ur closest) 4. (arm around you)

did u just fart... cause you blew me away

and r u a terrorist?... cause you da bomb!

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you