What's your best fart in public story?

I farted in an elevator... I got off and some nuns got on ! I could hear them when the doors closed !

There was this one morning on my way to class I got up with a lot of farts coming out of me. Before I went in the train I got a cup of coffee and coffee gives me more gas. So, I got off the first train later and walked over to catch the second train. When I got to the station there was a train going the other direction, so with all the noise, I let go of about 15 farts as I walked about 100 feet down the platform to grab a seat. When I sat down I saw peoples' faces cringing and people were trying to fan the air away from them, and some were trying to figure out who kept on farting.

I don't know how but I managed to keep a straight face during the whole situation lmao.

I was in 4th grade when I farted.My teacher was reading us a story so we sat on the floor so the class was pretty close to each other.So while she was reading I farted and then some people turned around to look at me and I couldn't do anything to escape of that situation.That was really embarrassing.

oh my gosh, in seventh grade I used to sit behind a boy in science class who would always fart in class. It got to the point where the teacher said "if you know it's gonna happen just run out". I couldn't even change my seat since all the other ones were filled. and everytime he farted he would let out this big snorting laugh. lol..

3rd grade...school talent show......turned around and put the mike close to my azz and farted right into it it was on accident but most ppl didnt think so omg i almost cried but everyone was laughing so i kept on singing and doing my stuff and i felt bad b/c the next girl look at the mike and made this really mean face i almost slapped the little girl i never realized kids could be so mean:(kids were all over me the next day it was sad:(

OMG!

during our school's production of once upon a mattress.

i was sitting down. and all of a sudden a huge fart came out and it reverberated the whole stage, and it bounced up into the audience and it made the loudest noise ever!

and in the middle of 'shy' one of the main songs!

my drama teacher was PISSED

*edit* I WAS ON STAGE!

when this nerdy kid named Evan farted in my 3rd grade class and the girls are started like saying "Ewwww." and "SICk!!!" and he's all like "What? I just ate too many oranges." lol it was funny

lmao well i was going to church with a friend and so we were all sitting there praying and you know what happened next :]

On honeymoon, in a lift, just us and another couple! It was a ripper pmsl!!....................in my defence I was tipsy lol