W.W.J.D. say on R&S?

He would shake the dust from his sandals on His way out of town.

He would troll.

I mean, a guy with no record of ever having a girlfriend, never holding down a proper job by the age of 33, he's pure troll material!

He would provide some miracle as proof.

After all, he gave a list of things that any true believer can do if they simply had the faith like unto a mustard seed.

His posts would be like:

OMG!1!!!11 U R gunna burn!!11!11! listen 2 God!!11!!!1

Jesus would probably be laughing his head off.

"Would he complain about those that don't believe in the creation story?"

No, he would complain about how much creationist complain.

he'd say

stop arguing, go home and love you family and friends, and come and join me for a bbq with light refreshments this evening - peace

he wouldn't be critical - he'd roll his eyes and say - look at yourselves, what a mix up

I think the blood coming from the holes in his hands would short his keyboard out and he wouldn't be able to say a thing.

I never ask any questions, and my answers always violate the TOS, why am I not suspended yet?

Why do we get good posters and good answerers like TEH TYME KITTEH suspended for no reason?

He would be loving and tolerant if he used it (which I doubt)

He would seek the Lost !