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Is there a way I can punch my boss without him noticing?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Hit him on the head with a brick and then punch him, when he wakes up tell him he fell and that you need a raise.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nope..

    Unless you punch him hard enough in the head to knock him out cold.. And move him to his desk, and put him in the sleeping position.. and leave him there.

    You dont want to go to that much trouble do you?

  • 1 decade ago

    Punch him in the back of the head and run. That's what I always do.

  • John
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Nope. Just throw something at your boss from a distance

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ok when he is bending on ur desk on a piece of paper get the paper and with the paper punch him works did it on my teacher a awesome black eye haha who will get the play part now hahaha!!!!

    Source(s): lol
  • 1 decade ago

    Punch him from the back and blame it on the colleague you hate. Teehee :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Havent you seen Click with Adam Sandler?

  • 1 decade ago

    nope, why do you want to punch your boss, anyway? hit him/her real fast and then say it was a twitch, or a reaction to what he/she said.

  • 1 decade ago

    Punch him in the behind!

    ...But if he doesn't notice, then his nerves must be shot!

  • Eve
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    punch him hard enough from behind to knock him out.

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