What is the most ineffective method to tie your shoes?

With your nose and your right ear.

Bunny ears :)

I dont know how to do that looping crap.. I'm 18, and I still cant figure it out..

I just pull my laces tightly, and slip them into my shoes in a part where they cant get out.. It looks better like that..

with your teeth

to eachother

around any immovable or heavy piece of furniture or scenery

most sailor knots

with fire

with ice cubes chop sticks

or any chop sticks, really

with molasses/maple syrup/honey fingers

ask a squirrel or moose to do it

Um, not tying them at all would be pretty ineffective...

taking out the shoe laces.

Tying them together...lol

Using your teeth.

velcroe shoes.

with lights at the bottom.

while you're running/hopping down the mountain cause you don't want to stop ,lol!!!

just use your hands and fingers