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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Why doesn't the count rate go up?

On Youtube, why doesn't the number that shows how many people have seen your video get higher?

On my video, there have been 209 views for the last couple of hours, yet I got like 5 more comments...

Why is it that it stays the same?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    it's a conspiracy....there's a glitch in the system... the matrix is turning against us...

  • 1 decade ago

    Back to those old days of China, it was really a big curious for those people who were very skillful in picking the fiddle of the violin.

    A young man violinist played his violin. Oh, there came so many people. And it was very crowded.

    Not long one by one more and more people scattered. He didn`t understand why.

    At last, there was only one old woman sitting on the stool very sleepy still listened to his performance. The young man was very grattitude and excited. `` You`re the only one who knows me and my music well.`` said the young man.

    ``Have you finished? I`m going to sweep the floor now.`` said the old woman.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha

    cute joke lol I actually totally laughed my head of.

    Its the first, best joke ive ever heard in decades. Bravo, bravo!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    i think a glitch

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