FISTFIGHT!!!!!! John Edwards V Elliot Spitzer who wins?

Now that's a tough one, they are both pretty wimpy, but I think if Spitzer went for the hair (mussed it up, not pull it), Edwards would cry like a baby. I have this hilarous picture in my head, thanks!

They're lovers, not fighters. I say Spitzer as Edwards is a pretty boy, and they tend to be wussies.

Talk about a chick fight, nothing but scratching and biting, total waste of time. The hair pulling would probably set Edwards off!!

They wouldn't fight! Silly goose. They think fighting is wrong.

Tell them they are saving the environment and show them how, then we can see who saves the environment harder. Make sure that you show them how a crotch shot actually ozone instantly, and when they ask for proof, just shrug and say, sorry bro, it's just an inconvenient truth.

While those two are fighting, and everyones attention is drawn to it(the fight) Old Billy Boy Clinton is going to be nailing Michelle Obama!!

Now, there is a Celebrity Death Match I would pay to see......

Who cares who wins. LOL

sptitzer he is more of a man spending his money on a hooker instead of haircut

I bet the two of them and you are the only ones that give a ^*%*.