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3 men who recentlyy died are in heaven when they start talking about their own death. The fist one goes. "I was minding my own businesss walking down the street when i heard something and look up just in time to see a fridge falling out the sky, and i was crushed to death by it.

One of the other guys widens his eyes and says, "wow that sucks, well im dead because i came home early one day and caught my wife naked in the kitchen, obviously after she had an affair, and i demanded to know where he was. She pointed to the fridge so i picked it up and threw it over the balcony, but i had a heart attack in the midst of it"

They both turn to the last guy because he's cracking up and he says " you guys are such losers, **** i was screwing this guys wife and she heard him coming up stairs and told me to hide in the fridge. All of a sudden i just woke up and i was here"...

lolz

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I shouldve read this in the morning, the give me a good laugh for the day

  • 1 decade ago

    Sad, but funny. The guy in the fridge had it the worst. PS, the girls husband is buff to be able to do that, what was she thinking??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Keep working on the delivery. Every time I hear that joke, an angel gets it's wings.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Ewwwwww haha lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Heard that before.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    But how did the guy in the fridge die.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats Good That really funny

  • 1 decade ago

    LOLZ

    LMAOZ

    loved it

    here's a star 4 u today :]

    keep da jokes comin up

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha!!! so all three men are connected to one woman and a fridge!!! nice one!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that sucks.

    i meant that sucked for that guy lol not the joke.

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