10 pts to the funniest answer!!!?

knurd....

im sure most drunk people have better things to do than coming on to yahoo

Mine is: I fell in love with a he-she because of the fact somebody provided me 100000000000 funds My sisters is: I ate the president because of the fact it became the desirable component to do. My brothers is:I hugged a penguin because of the fact someine provided me 100000000000 funds My friends is: I hugged a penguin because of the fact im warm.

Not only am I drunk but I'm peeing on the keyboard right now.

0 people are drunk as i am not drunk...

I'm sure at least half of them are. "Drunk With Power" that is.

i dont drink so cant be drunk to answer

i reckon there are 453124345495978565756344939493754789102--1=-20-96966786767873485647463748384935847845 million people who are drunk when they answer these questions Lool :P Funniest answer yet?? Lol

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OMG THIS SOO ISNT THE FUNNIEST ANSWER,, I MEAN PORCELEIN GOD haaaaaaa!! Thats a good one Lol

how many fingers am I holding up? if you can tell then you must be drunk.

I'm so drunk that in my mind i think im sober.

none besides you because the rest are too busy praying to the Porcelain God you are the lucky one not doing so