If a tree falls in the forest...?

Ah the age old question. Yes. He is and will always for ever more until he is dead or divorced...be wrong.

The joke goes- If a man says something and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong.

it goes if a tree falls in the forest and now one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Men are always wrong, so the answer is yes

You got it wrong. If a man says something and no woman is present to tell him he is wrong, is he still wrong?

it still makes a noise..if the birds are chirping and there is no one there do they still make a sound

Perhaps.

don't be mean to men.

what? No..