Have you ever been to a ghetto spelling bee?

Ghetto Spelling Bee...using the words in a sentence....

The words in (parenthesis) are for those of you who have a hard time understanding...

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL (h0e tell) everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL (on a roll).

3. PLANET- Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET (plant it) in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY (this may) hurt a little.

5.OMELETTE -I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE (I'm gonna let) it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY -Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY (stare way) into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE (more bill as in a dollar bill) .

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE (the fence) and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO (I throw) a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH- I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH (after math...duh), I'm out.

11. LOCKET -I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET

(I locked it).

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING (diamond earring).

13 KENYA- I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA (can you) spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE (the range) is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA (that's a) boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE (be where) Ican get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION (to mention) smart.

18. COATROOM- The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM (courtroom)."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE (the side).

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE (fasten it).

Hope you enjoyed....But there really are people in my hood who actually talks like that..seriously...