What do the bumper stickers on your car say?

I don't have any but the cutest one I've ever seen is:

"help my boobs have fallen and they can't get up"

I just about bust a gut laffing at that one.

This is essentially pointless, because there is no legal reason to be pulled over for having a bumper sticker, regardless of what is says. It would be considered an infringement of free speech.

My avatar is actually a bumper sticker I had on my last car. I haven't found another one to put on my new car though.

Good one!

Proud parent of an Army officer!

Life is Good!

Not of this world!

Jesus

The American Flag and NRA stickers are in the lower corners of the back window too! LOL!

No stickers on Crash, but as old as he is, I carry two signs for the window just in case -

SEND HELP

IN TOW

I have an oval one that says AI/CI on it (Assateague Island/Chincoteague Island), and I have one that says GH on it (for Ghana).

And I have a round baseball Little League magnet on the back of my minivan, too.

I had one that said "Stop Honking, I'm On The Phone". But people kept honking anyway so I took it off.

shut up im busy

USA gymnastics

caution:car carries toxic wastes stand at least 20 feet back

I don't have any either, but I saw one the other day that said something like, "It'll be a great day when education has all the money it needs and we have to hold bake sales to pay for bombs."

I don't have a bumpersticker.

I've got Kung Fu Panda just above my door handle on my driver's side.

I think it's special.