Commando... and leather pants.. yes.. or no way?

I asked this in motorbikes but they don't take me seriously cause Im new to bike riding... The ladies always seem to treat me the way I like it so Im asking here.. sorry but you people are the best... anyway those guys said to buy leather duds but its so expensive... anyway I did some research and Kangaroo skin is the strongest leather for weight that money can buy... and its the best for bikers... obviously... I mean kangaroos bounce around all the time and if you are gonna wear pants on your bike, get some that bounce when you fall off.

So the set of custom kangaroo will cost me $2500 and I got this idea.... I been to a golf course down at Mollymook NSW and there's kangaroos everywhere down there .. you gotta shoo them away to put on the green... so I figured, since I'm better than Tiger Woods, (only I'm too busy riding to be fooling around on the golf course like he deos all day), I figured I'll go and use my 2 wood instead of my putter and bag myself a couple of skins for free. Perfect plan. Sneak in late if you want some.. people were staring at me kind of funny. Maybe that's just cause of where I parked my bike. *shrugs*

Anyway... they are real comfortable and they don't even need a winter lining on account of that nice soft fur that I left on the inside.... but I was kind of wondering.. now that I'm all set up... and you know... I go commando cause it feels kinda tingly... but I mean, if I fall off I'm concerned about skid marks.

Having gone to all that trouble, I don't wanna get skid marks, you know my butt is precious so what's the go? Do you wear underpants for extra protection against skid marks?

You know this is really serious... and important.. so no funny jokes. I'm sick of people making jokes every time I ask a really important question!