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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke> Is this bad joke Friday?

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine,but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the mai ntenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers.... and then there are educators.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Very good joke and I hope it was true too. <evil grin>

    Star for you

  • 1 decade ago

    Like it 8 / 10 and a star

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    What is black and white, black and white, and black and white? . . , Answer: A nun falling down the stairs. @"TakeTheseWords" - thanks for that reminder. In 1948, when I was 5 years old, I eavesdropped on my older cousin telling another boy that joke. I had no idea what it meant. But, it made them laugh. So I wanted to make my mother laugh. I went into the house and told her that joke. .......... She told me to never say those words again. So for years I thought the word "Jack" was a dirty word. --- true story The companion joke to that joke in those days was "eek - a bald-headed mouse"

  • 1 decade ago

    lol and ewwwwwww but yet lol but then ewww good i thought it was gonna end up the grls cleaning the mirrors and be a lame joke but i was rong.star.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I heard that joke on a commercial for a plumber. I still like it.

  • max
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i was about to fall asleep reading this essay. but the end was good

  • Wow, if all discipline could be that effective!

  • 1 decade ago

    loooooool

    haha no comment cuz its funnyyy looooool

    * for u

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO! HAHAHA best FRIDAY JOKE EVER!!! u deserve a *

  • 1 decade ago

    very funny

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