Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Trending News
Joke~ The retiring mailman?
On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.
“Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?”
“Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘Screw him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”...xxx
21 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
HaHaHaH.....
thats what her old man gets for being such an azzhole
=)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO, You always know how to bring a wicked smile to my face:D lol I have to send this to my sisters:D
- How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
a very obedient wife, indeed ...
i, too, would like to retire within her neighborhood ...
moral of the story ... husbands, be careful of what you say !!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL Good one, have a star
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I think I need to start interpreting things like that!!!
VERY CUTE!!!