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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke~ The retiring mailman?

On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.

“Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?”

“Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘Screw him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”...xxx

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HaHaHaH.....

    thats what her old man gets for being such an azzhole

    =)

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Heard it before but it's still good 9.5/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO, You always know how to bring a wicked smile to my face:D lol I have to send this to my sisters:D

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a very obedient wife, indeed ...

    i, too, would like to retire within her neighborhood ...

    moral of the story ... husbands, be careful of what you say !!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL Good one, have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    haha cute

    deserves a star :P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think I need to start interpreting things like that!!!

    VERY CUTE!!!

  • Rick T
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    This is worth saving to show her what not to do

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

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