What's the funniest thing you've seen happen in public?

i pissed my pants on a train once, i just couldn't hold on any longer so i just had to go. it was really embarrassing having to sit there all wet and smelly : (

I have two i was on a date and i guess i must have been excited a lil too much and were taking a walk around the mall and all of the sudden her hand hits my crotch and could feel that it was really really hard when she tapped it and she didnt say anything but i kept thinking about it all day

Second one is at roller town and theres a race and i finished in first and i couldnt stop and i ended falling, the guy on the mike goes OUCH!!! i try to get up and get on my feet and somehow fall again and then it happens again!!! i had no idea why i kept falling but i just put my shirt over my head and left the ring (Everybody inside there was watching me the whole time it happened)

I was sitting on the roof of Geo. block with a few of my COOL friends at my old school (it was very easy to get up there) with this bag of flour I'd 'borrowed' from the home economics department at the other end of the campus. There were these little year 8s walking past, and I 'accidentally' dropped the bag onto the ground. It exploded in front of them and they were covered head to foot in the stuff. I've never seen so many boys squeal like that in all my days.

I now realise that it was rather cruel and I regretted it afterwards. But I laughed so hard at the time.

The funniest component i observed became 3 layers of 2dimensional version of my pal dancing. definite ingredients have been in touch. I laughed so.not hassle-free and spot you later that i felt honestly the thinnest achievable length my lungs ought to get from guffawing out and not inhaling.

Lol my fiance and I stopped by a gas station one day and out of nowhere these three little old ladies in motorized wheel chairs came zipping up the sidewalk and pulled into the parking lot of the gas station, went in and each got an ice cream bar, and then hopped back in their chairs and started off down the sidewalk. It was hilarious because they looked like this little row of ducks, and we had NO idea where they'd come from, they were just out taking an afternoon "stroll".

I was in a little cafe, where it's quiet and I was trying to study, and this guy came in barking on his 2-way and filling the whole place with both sides of the conversation. All of a sudden he lost his grip so his phone fell to the floor and broke into a few pieces. I was trying to suppress my smile, but then he said "*sigh* Karma". And I just started cracking up, which quickly lead to everyone else chuckling and commenting on him.

Many. :P

Have you ever seen a bike that yells "Help! I am being stolen!" ?

Well if you haven't, there are a few that do yell that. Someone in town one day had one, and it set off.

Instead of being normally yelling "help", it began swearing, basically telling the person on it to get off... rather crudely.. so you can imagine the reaction outside the restaurant when a bike starts swearing at you.

We knew who the owner was... he went bright red... I never forgot that day.

SO I was wearing these newish jeans and sliding on a slip n slide without getting wet I run on it then slide. I did that, but I hit a patch/puddle of water and I fell backwards onto my buttocks. It was a party and everyone saw it.

My GF was in London on her birthday and get so drunk that she pissed herself... unfortunately she was wearing white pants so her ****** European friend goes out of the bathroom she was in and looks around, sees the Great Britain flag and the US flag hanging side by side and grabs the US one off the wall and wraps her in it. I thought it was hilarious.

Well, it was a snowing and there were really icy sidewalks. This girl in high *** stiletto hooker shoes falls on her *** in the middle of the road. Not once, not twice, but three times!

Funniest thing ever lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cxitNqSnU

A really old person test driving a car. When they went to park it, they backed up into another vehicle for sale and smashed it. Two sales people ran out of the building a were like WTF did you do, the cops came and all, arrested the person, I think he was drunk or something. LOL funnier than sh-t. you had to be there.