Fun Fun Fun - Fill in the Blanks?

Yesterday when i was SWIMMING i accidentally **** IN THE POOL. I felt such a fool so i BLAMED IT ON A KID. Today im going to GO COW TIPPING because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from FORGET FULLNESS so i DID NOTHING to try and forget about it.

Im now going to GO TAKE ANOTHER DUMP who's is going to join me????

Yesterday when i was singing in the shower. I accidently bumped my head. I felt such a fool so i ran out the shower naked. Today im going to try to smile because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from forgetfulness so i wait what was i saying oh yeah to try and forget about it.

Im now going to shower who's is going to join me????

Yesterday when i was running i accidently fell. I felt such a fool so i ran home. Today im going to jog because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from depression so i jog to try and forget about it.

Im now going to jhonnys who is going to join me????

Yesterday when i was crossing the road when i accidently stopped in front of a car. I felt such a fool so i decided to fall in the middle of the street. Today i'm going to wear a dress made of cd's because it makes me feel so goo.

Recently too i have been suffering from stress so i have been colour cordinating jelly beans.

Im now going to go for a ride on my magic carpet... who's is going to join me?

=] haha

Yesterday when i was on an epic adventure and broke my jaw I accidently met god while I was sprinting behind my house. I felt such a fool so i dived right over the bushes into my neighbours yard. Today im going to have my revenge because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from memory loss so i do my best to try and forget about it.

Im now going to explode who's is going to join me????

Yesterday when i was in the shower i accidently swallowed my bar of soap. I felt such a fool so i decided not to tell anyone. Today im going to try to $hit it all out (again) because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from a spastic colon so i drink coffee to try and forget about it.

Im now going to do some farting excercises. who's is going to join me????

Yesterday when i was parading down the street in my mom's favourite dress (i'm a guy) , I accidentally slipped over a twinkie and ripped the seam a little and I wasn't exactly wearing underwear. I felt like such a fool so i walked into a shop like nothing happened and bought myself a pair of high heels. Today im going to try them out because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from late night binging so i paint my room a different colour every night to try and forget about it.

Im now going to take a piss on a snowman, who's going to join me????

Yesterday when I was shopping I accidentally farted. I felt such a fool so i drank until I blacked out. Today I'm going to drink because makes me feel good.

Recently too I have been suffering from alcoholism so I drink to try to forget about it.

I'm now going to the bar who's going to join me????

Yesterday when i was Playing volleyball, i accidently _hit someone in th head :S. I felt such a fool so i Hid under the volleyball net!. Today im going to exercise because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from to much homework so i have fun and not do it,to try and forget about it.

Im now going to eat something really good who's is going to join me????

hahaha that was fun:)

Yesterday when i was walking down the street with my pet chicken Fluffy,i accidentally fell down a single stair case...3 times! I felt like such a fool so i started to dance like a robot so people would forget what just happened.Today i'm going to make my world famous bumble berry pudding,even if people say it's disgusting,because it makes me feel good.

Recently too i have been suffering from an illness that makes me yell at people for no reason whatsoever so i eat some salami and pickles to try and forget about it.

I'm now going to play the bagpipes dressed like a dinosaur,who's going to join me????

Random,much? haha! That was fun :)