How are God and ..........................?

Neither truly exists.

If one did, I'd put my money on it being the tooth fairy.

The tooth fairy takes his false teeth out and gives God a ********.

God pays the tooth fairy for this daily service

The tooth fairy in turns pays people for teeth that fall out, to make better false teeth in the vain hope that he won't have to keep eating God knob

Easy. They are both something people want to choose to believe in or not. The difference is, God gets more criticised about being fake than the tooth fairy does.

God is the father of the tooth fairy, she was conceived when God had an incestuous relationship with his son and as he is god jesus became pregnant and the baby was the tooth fairy, not of woman born.

the answer Literal 6 day Creation tooth fairy is make believe you want to know if God exists or have your doubts kill yourself as what is the point in living? 80+ yrs and it all over then what your going to rot anyway if he doesn't exist oh well no biggie you won't evole to anything by then so no worries after all it supposedly takes millions of yrs.

the tooth fairy is real

God is fake

so they are not related

There is more evidence for the tooth fairy!

They are not. THE TOOTH FAIRY is real.

They are distant cousins but don't talk any more due to a long standing family feud about father christmas...

One is real. The tooth fairy is not.