What do you think of the new investment plan?

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you   
will have $49.00 today.                         

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have   
$33.00 today.                                                              

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you   
will have $0.00 today.                                                     

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the 
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for 
recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.                        

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & 
recycle. 
It is called the 401-Keg   

Works for me!  Beer-thirty is it?

Thanks for all your answers!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

haha only you, you're kids are gonna think you are so cool when they hit their teens, lol

Mac S · Answer

You're preaching to the choir honey. I've been trying to sell this investment plan...aluminum...for months now.

Answer: Drink heavily & recycle.

Ohhh, it's waaaaay past Beer -thirty, we're goin' on Beer thirty 6!!!!

puppy love · Answer

Yeah you are right. Middle class here. My Investment portfolio has only 401 kegs and late night booty calls

Looking for the Jack! · Answer

And if we invest in you,  what is the return... I mean.

Some nice cheese fries and a medium rare steak with a slice of cheese cake at the finish...what does that get me?

Anonymous · Answer

I cashed my 401-keg in the other day woo-hoo!

Anonymous · Answer

I feel a beer raid coming on.

? · Answer

Sounds good to me

Violators will be prosecuted · Answer

Couldn't have said it better myself....*looks around* "where is the keg anyway?

Lil Bitty Bit · Answer

Damn you're smart...Hey that gives me even more reason to go buy some beer.

Thanks!!!

Kicks · Answer

heheh, at least we won't be in a depression!!  lol I mean a depressed state of mine! :-)

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What do you think of the new investment plan?

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